annereddington asked: i just use a crimper :)

I literally just had to Google that, in case you thought I was kidding when I said I was bad at hair. 

Guys! Did you know that this is what a crimper looks like?

Kinda looks like the lovechild of a straightening iron and a griddle. 

thejuanreyes asked: K im omw Im bringing chips & dip hope thats ok

I want kiss your face and hold your hand and make you do Seth Rogen impressions GOD JUAN YOU’RE SO GREAT

ejaculates-deactivated20111007- asked: CHELSEA. i am so fucking madly in love with you, i cant even explain it. sometimes i forget how much of my heart you have and then i stumble upon your posts on here and my heart just aches, because you are seriously the most beautiful, wonderful person in the entire world, and i miss/love/need your words so much. they're the fuel that keeps me going, and without them i have become such a mess. im still kind of drunk so i apologize but i mean every single word of this. i love you so much that it hurts my head.

SARAH. you either have the worst or best timing in the world, because you always say things like this to me when i’m at my most vulnerable and wandering through the day already on the verge of tears, and then you go and break my heart with your sweetness, and i become a shaking, sloppy, quivering mess of too-much and it-hurts and i-love-yous. and it makes me feel like the smallest child being told that they did a good job, and my heart beats too fast because it doesn’t seem like its true but i am so grateful. because lately i am so lost and without purpose, like there isn’t any difference between standing still and moving forward because you have no point of reference, no landmarks, just a vast and empty landscape stretching out in all directions towards the horizon, and sometimes people pass by but we move like ghosts and never touch, just brush right through each other. so thank you for reminding me i’m capable of touching another person, where it matters. thank you for letting me know i’m capable of creation and beauty and im not just this monster girl who can only destroy. because when i feel like i just move through life, through people, i get reckless and violent and will do anything to leave a mark, even if it means leaving everything in ruins. i’m tired of climbing through the rubble of my own mistakes. i love you and you are so beautiful and lovely and brilliant and good, you are like the gasp of air and expanding lungs after holding my breath for far too long.

I really love the idea of a simple text tattoo of “I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul.” (That’s probably a really common/popular tat, isn’t it…) but I like approx. 2 Radiohead songs and the rest really disinterest me (cue 100+ unfollows cos WHAT BLASPHEMY RADIOHEAD ARE GODS YOU DON’T KNOW GOOD MUSIC ALL INDIE CRED REVOKED~~~). But those lyrics so perfectly encompass the sort of agony of being a human, of being utterly appalled/disgusted by your own being, of your condition, and the longing for something true and clean and pure and good, to be true and clean and pure and good, even if it is impossible.

So what I’m asking, on a scale of one to ten how tacky would it be for me to get a tattoo of lyrics from a band I really don’t like? Or am I just focusing too much on the pretentiousness/snobbery of others when it really doesn’t matter, since it’s MY tattoo/body/emotions/etc?